Gift Guide · For Him

Gifts for Him

The dad-joke deliverer, the sarcastic coworker, the guy who has everything except a decent shirt. Deadpan designs he'll actually wear — on soft heavyweight cotton.

110 designs · pick colors and sizes on each shirt

An Unstable Trio — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
An Unstable Trio — Sweatshirt

The Gourd, the Bad, and the Scary

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
I Paused My Game For This
I Paused My Game For This

Real Life Can Have Terrible Timing

from$35$28
Black
Just Trying to Keep it Together — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Just Trying to Keep it Together — Sweatshirt

One Loose Thread From Unraveling Completely

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Pumpkin Patch Institute of Gourd Husbandry — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Pumpkin Patch Institute of Gourd Husbandry — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Stop Wasting Your Potential. Major in Gourd Husbandry

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Black Lagoon State College For Wetlands Studies
🎃 Halloween
Black Lagoon State College For Wetlands Studies

This Halloween, Every Swamp Creature Deserves a College Education

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Gold
Honk, Honk!
🎃 Halloween
from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Gurgle-gurgle
🎃 Halloween
from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Navy
Hssssssssssss-tst-tst
🎃 Halloween
from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Sarcasm Spoken Here
Sarcasm Spoken Here

Let Your Love Language Be Known!

from$35$28
Black
Stirring The Pot
🎃 Halloween
Stirring The Pot

The Usual Suspects Brewing Up Trouble

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
BOO! — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Your Game Face Better Be Set in Stone

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Gold
Rock-Paper-Scissors
Rock-Paper-Scissors

Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors Champions Play With Four Paws

from$35$28
Black
Go Familiars - Women's B-ball at Academy of Advanced Witchcraft — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Go Familiars - Women's B-ball at Academy of Advanced Witchcraft — Sweatshirt

Root for the Home Coven This Halloween. GO FAMILIARS!

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS!
🎃 Halloween
Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS!

This Halloween, Take Me Out to the Pumpkin Patch

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Honk, Honk! — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
Ghost Coffee & Screen Break — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Ghost Coffee & Screen Break — Sweatshirt

Even Ghosts Need a Coffee Break From The Endless Haunting

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board — Sweatshirt

Halloween Justice: Because Witches Deserve an Appeal

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls
🎃 Halloween
Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls

This Halloween, the Noise Is Coming From Inside the Toy Box!

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Navy
Fireproof Since 1692 — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Fireproof Since 1692 — Sweatshirt

Four Centuries On and Still a Little Hot Under the Collar

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board
🎃 Halloween
Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board

Halloween Justice: Because Witches Deserve an Appeal

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Ash
Rest in Beach — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Rest in Beach — Sweatshirt

Living my Best Afterlife

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Navy
Well, shit...
🎃 Halloween
Well, shit...

If you love something, set it free

from$35$28
Navy
This is Some Boo Sheet
🎃 Halloween
This is Some Boo Sheet

Beware of the Grumpy Ghost

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Highway to Hell, but Only a Stairway To Heaven
from$35$28
Navy
Black Lagoon State College Co-Ed Varsity Swim Team
🎃 Halloween
Black Lagoon State College Co-Ed Varsity Swim Team

Swamp The Competition This Halloween. GO AMPHIBIANS!

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Military Green
Zombies Eat Brains — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Zombies Eat Brains — Sweatshirt

Congratulations. You're Off the Menu

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School's RABID BATS
🎃 Halloween
Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School's RABID BATS

This Halloween, Get a Little Batshit About Football

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Cardinal Red
Pumpkin Patch Institute of Gourd Husbandry
🎃 Halloween
Pumpkin Patch Institute of Gourd Husbandry

This Halloween, Stop Wasting Your Potential. Major in Gourd Husbandry

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Dill Doe
Dill Doe

For those who love wordplay and a good pun

from$35$28
Graphite Heather
Rest in Beach
🎃 Halloween
Rest in Beach

Living my Best Afterlife

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Tropical Blue
Broom Traffic Controller WFSB — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Broom Traffic Controller WFSB — Sweatshirt

Halloween Airspace Isn't Going to Manage Itself

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Transylvania Night School
🎃 Halloween
Transylvania Night School

An Education You Can Sink Your Teeth Into

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Maroon
Rattle-Rattle — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium
🎃 Halloween
Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium

Transylvania's Bloodiest Business - Funny Halloween Tee

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Chocolate
Just Trying to Keep it Together
🎃 Halloween
Just Trying to Keep it Together

One Loose Thread From Unraveling Completely

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Military Green
Creepy Doll Heads
🎃 Halloween
Creepy Doll Heads

A totally normal, un-cursed group chat

from$35$28
Black
Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, the Noise Is Coming From Inside the Toy Box!

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School's RABID BATS — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School's RABID BATS — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Get a Little Batshit About Football

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Chocolate
Hssssssssssss-tst-tst — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
🎃 Halloween
from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Cardinal Red
Rattle-Rattle
🎃 Halloween
from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Ash
University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES
🎃 Halloween
University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES

This Halloween, Your Game Face Better Be Set in Stone

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Chocolate
Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Pharmacology
🎃 Halloween
Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Pharmacology

This Halloween, Stop Putting off that BFA in the Dark Arts

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Possession in Progress
🎃 Halloween
Possession in Progress

Your Possession Is Almost Complete. Thanks for Your Patience

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Heather Purple
OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector
🎃 Halloween
OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector

Somebody Has to Keep Witches' Cauldrons Up to Code

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Heather Kelly
Grrr
🎃 Halloween
Grrr

FRANK

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Military Green
If Zombies Chase Us...
🎃 Halloween
If Zombies Chase Us...

I'd Take a Bullet for You. A Zombie? Let's Not Get Carried Away

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium — Sweatshirt

Transylvania's Bloodiest Business - Funny Halloween Sweatshirt

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Antique Cherry Red
If Zombies Chase Us... — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
If Zombies Chase Us... — Sweatshirt

I'd Take a Bullet for You. A Zombie? Let's Not Get Carried Away

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
Can't Work Today... My Arm is in a Cast
Can't Work Today... My Arm is in a Cast

A Sick Day Excuse as Fishy as They Get

from$35$28
Navy
Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery — Sweatshirt

Halloween Candy. Costumes. Chaos. Somebody Get a Clipboard

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector — Sweatshirt

Somebody Has to Keep Witches' Cauldrons Up to Code

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
denim
This is Some Boo Sheet — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
This is Some Boo Sheet — Sweatshirt

Beware of the Grumpy Ghost

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Salem Witch Defense Fund — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Salem Witch Defense Fund — Sweatshirt

Halloween Legal Trouble? Better Call Salem

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sand
Monster Season - Wolf Typography
🎃 Halloween
Monster Season - Wolf Typography

The Night is Feeling Very Feral

from$35$28
Navy
70% of People are Stupid
70% of People are Stupid

Courageous Enough to Be a Punchline?

from$35$28
Light Blue
Black Lagoon State College For Wetlands Studies — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Black Lagoon State College For Wetlands Studies — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Every Swamp Creature Deserves a College Education

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Military Green
University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Science
🎃 Halloween
University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Science

This Halloween, Consider a Career in Six-Foot Undertaking

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Monster Season GFX
🎃 Halloween
Monster Season GFX

A Full Moon Frenzy

from$35$28
Orange
Salem Witch Defense Fund
🎃 Halloween
Salem Witch Defense Fund

Halloween Legal Trouble? Better Call Salem

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Broom Traffic Controller WFSB
🎃 Halloween
Broom Traffic Controller WFSB

Halloween Airspace Isn't Going to Manage Itself

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Science — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Science — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Consider a Career in Six-Foot Undertaking

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Navy
Black Lagoon State College Co-Ed Varsity Swim Team — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Black Lagoon State College Co-Ed Varsity Swim Team — Sweatshirt

Swamp The Competition This Halloween. GO AMPHIBIANS!

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC — Sweatshirt

Some Halloween Treats Are Too Good to Risk. We'll Take It From Here

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Awooooo!
🎃 Halloween
from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Surviving Counselor - Camp S-Laughter Lake
🎃 Halloween
Surviving Counselor - Camp S-Laughter Lake

Camp Builds Character. Assuming You Survive

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Red
Possession in Progress — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Possession in Progress — Sweatshirt

Your Possession Is Almost Complete. Thanks for Your Patience

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
denim
Leave Aunt Mabel Right Where She Is - Yet Another Good Reason to Skip Housework
Heather Red
Zombies Eat Brains
🎃 Halloween
Zombies Eat Brains

Congratulations. You're Off the Menu

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Surviving Counselor - Camp S-Laughter Lake — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Surviving Counselor - Camp S-Laughter Lake — Sweatshirt

Camp Builds Character. Assuming You Survive

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Carolina Blue
Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Skip Team Building. Ours Comes Assembled

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Another Day Squashed
Another Day Squashed

Wear Your Exhaustion Like a Badge of Honor

from$35$28
Navy
Minor Inconvenience
Minor Inconvenience

For Those Brave Enough to Overcome a Mildly Annoying Situation

from$35$28
Maroon
Ah-ha-ha-ha! — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Tee · Sweatshirt
Graphite Heather
Patrol Officer: Paranormal Surveillance Division — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
Arrrrgh
🎃 Halloween
Arrrrgh

KEVIN

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
Park Ranger Day Shift Haunted Forest — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Park Ranger Day Shift Haunted Forest — Sweatshirt

Protecting Our National Parks Until It Starts Getting Dark

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Athletic Heather
Go Familiars - Women's B-ball at Academy of Advanced Witchcraft
🎃 Halloween
Go Familiars - Women's B-ball at Academy of Advanced Witchcraft

Root for the Home Coven This Halloween. GO FAMILIARS!

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
BOO!
🎃 Halloween
BOO!

BRAD

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
I'm Not Arguing. I'm Explaining Why I'm Right.
from$35$28
Dark Heather
Arrrrgh — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Navy
Transylvania Night School — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Transylvania Night School — Sweatshirt

An Education You Can Sink Your Teeth Into

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Maroon
Park Ranger Day Shift Haunted Forest
🎃 Halloween
Park Ranger Day Shift Haunted Forest

Protecting Our National Parks Until It Starts Getting Dark

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Evergreen
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC
🎃 Halloween
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC

Some Halloween Treats Are Too Good to Risk. We'll Take It From Here

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Synonym Rolls Just Like Grammar Used To Make
Synonym Rolls Just Like Grammar Used To Make

A Shirt for People Who Have a Weigh With Whirs

from$35$28
Heather Red
Awooooo! — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Tee · Sweatshirt
Navy
I'll Be Watching You
I'll Be Watching You

For People Who've Never Eaten Alone

from$35$28
Navy
Grrr — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Dead Set on Vacation
🎃 Halloween
Dead Set on Vacation

Death Is No Excuse for Wasting PTO

from$35$28
Black
Hide & Seek Champion
Hide & Seek Champion

Undefeated Since Anyone Can Remember

from$35$28
Graphite Heather
Ghost Coffee & Screen Break
🎃 Halloween
Ghost Coffee & Screen Break

Even Ghosts Need a Coffee Break From The Endless Haunting

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
An Unstable Trio
🎃 Halloween
An Unstable Trio

The Gourd, the Bad, and the Scary

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Pharmacology — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Pharmacology — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Stop Putting off that BFA in the Dark Arts

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Gurgle-gurgle — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Tee · Sweatshirt
Forest Green
Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation
🎃 Halloween
Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation

A College Where Raising the Dead is Extra Credit

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Gold
Cycologist
Cycologist

Prescribed for Cyclists with an Advanced Sense of Humor

from$35$28
Dark Heather
Ghost Hugging Cat
🎃 Halloween
Ghost Hugging Cat

Till Death Do Us Purr

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Black Cat Is NOT Impressed
🎃 Halloween
Black Cat Is NOT Impressed

The Ghost Haunts. The Cat Judges

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Graphite Heather
Ghost Hugging Cat — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
Hard to Believe I'm Not A.I.
Hard to Believe I'm Not A.I.

Relax. This Much Gorgeous Is Still Human

from$35$28
Black
Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS! — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS! — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Take Me Out to the Pumpkin Patch

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Black Cat Is NOT Impressed — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Black Cat Is NOT Impressed — Sweatshirt

The Ghost Haunts. The Cat Judges

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation — Sweatshirt

A College Where Raising the Dead is Extra Credit

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Oatmeal Heather
Attempted Murder
🎃 Halloween
Attempted Murder

This Murder Is Short an Accomplice

from$35$28
Ash
Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery
🎃 Halloween
Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery

Halloween Candy. Costumes. Chaos. Somebody Get a Clipboard

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Stirring The Pot — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Stirring The Pot — Sweatshirt

The Usual Suspects Brewing Up Trouble

from$55$51
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
Patrol Officer: Paranormal Surveillance Division
🎃 Halloween
Patrol Officer: Paranormal Surveillance Division

The Thin Boo Line: Halloween's Police

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Royal
Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS
🎃 Halloween
Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS

This Halloween, Skip Team Building. Ours Comes Assembled

from$35$28
Tee · Sweatshirt
Turf Green