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Highway to Hell, but Only a Stairway To Heaven

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Highway to Hell, but Only a Stairway To Heaven

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When infrastructure planning meets current trends.  Part classic rock reference, part public works announcement, and part commentary on the state of humanity, this design rewards anyone who enjoys smart, dry humor. Wear it out and watch people read it, laugh, then quietly realize the transportation department may have a point.  T he fabric of this t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel.

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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