Halloween · VF-47
Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium — Sweatshirt
Transylvania's Bloodiest Business - Funny Halloween Sweatshirt
No quiet little Halloween sweatshirt here—Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium is an entire unhinged 1970s discount-store commercial plastered on your chest. It's absurd, ridiculous, packed with jokes to discover, and ideal for anyone who believes Halloween is as feral as the aggressive salesmanship once reserved for discount stereos and mattresses. Barnaby may have questionable sanity, but he's not a monster. In fact, he demanded the fabric of his sweatshirt be insanely soft and comfy to wear. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
$54.99
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping over $100
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping over $100
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