Halloween · VF-17
Pumpkin Patch Institute of Gourd Husbandry — Sweatshirt
This Halloween, Stop Wasting Your Potential. Major in Gourd Husbandry
This prestigious agricultural institution is for anyone who knows there's way more to Halloween than pumpkin spice. Proudly represent the Pumpkin Patch Institute of Gourd Husbandry, where aspiring squash savants and pumpkin pundits pursue advanced studies in cucurbita theory, heirloom varietals, competitive pumpkin cultivation among other disciplines your parents will struggle to explain when relatives ask what you're doing with your life. And because Pumpkinology 305 and Advanced Butternut Breeding 401 make maintaining a respectable GPA exhausting, stay comfy in this soft, cozy fabric that'll see any master of Gourd Husbandry through harvest season and beyond. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
$54.99
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- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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- Free shipping over $100
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