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Broom Traffic Controller WFSB — Sweatshirt

Halloween · VF-39

Broom Traffic Controller WFSB — Sweatshirt

Halloween Airspace Isn't Going to Manage Itself

All Hallows' Eve is utter CHAOS with brooms, bats and ghouls competing for airspace. Thanks to this officially unofficial certification putting you in the control tower, many witches will make it home safely with their tarot cards, eyes of newt, and crystal balls. Wear this design to Halloween parties, bar crawls or anywhere broom traffic needs to be cleared for landing. And when the night inevitably becomes an air-traffic-control nightmare, the soft, comfy fabric helps while you pretend the situation is completely under control. Also available in a t-shirt.

$50.99

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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