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Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS

Halloween · VF-08

Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS

This Halloween, Skip Team Building. Ours Comes Assembled

Fall brings football and Halloween, so the team to cheer for is the Monsters of Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation, where varsity football combines brute strength, "sports medicine" and a roster assembled from some extremely promising individuals—well, individual parts. Whether you're headed to a Halloween party, game day or just irrationally devoted to a Bavarian college you never attended, this design shows the villagers you carry a torch for the only team whose injured players can get back on the field after a quick trip to the locker room lab. And while the Lightning Bolt Heads and their supporters may be largely misunderstood, the soft, comfortable fabric keeps every Monsters fan cozy through four quarters, overtime and any necessary reanimations. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

$34.99

ColorTurf Green
Size

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping over $100

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