Halloween · VF-06
Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS!
This Halloween, Take Me Out to the Pumpkin Patch
October means preseason fall ball for college baseball teams, but it's peak season for pumpkins, gourds, and squashes. Naturally, Halloween is the perfect time to show your support for the Pumpkin Patch Institute for Gourd Husbandry Melonheads, where the Squash Bucklers swing for the fences and spit seeds in the dugout. Our soft, cozy fabric will keep you comfortable from the first pitch until season's end, when your favorite mascot begins to cave in and rot. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$34.99
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping over $100
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping over $100
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