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Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation

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Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation

A College Where Raising the Dead is Extra Credit

At Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation, school spirit isn't something you have—it's something you bring back from the dead. This design lets you proudly represent an alma mater with questionable admissions standards, an unusually lively alumni association, and a science department that really should have had more supervision. And because reanimating corpses is demanding academic work, the soft, comfy fabric makes ideal campus wear for long nights in the laboratory. Also available in a sweatshirt.

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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