Halloween · VF-07
Black Cat Is NOT Impressed — Sweatshirt
The Ghost Haunts. The Cat Judges
Our ghost has spent the entire Halloween season perfecting his terrifying entrance. Unfortunately, his audience is a black cat whose last remaining shred of interest left sometime in 2019. A hilarious little tribute to cats, theatrical failures, and the indignity of giving your all to someone who'd rather lick a paw. At least the soft, comfy fabric appreciates the effort. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
$55$51
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
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- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
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