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Black Lagoon State College Co-Ed Varsity Swim Team — Sweatshirt

Halloween · VF-11

Black Lagoon State College Co-Ed Varsity Swim Team — Sweatshirt

Swamp The Competition This Halloween. GO AMPHIBIANS!

This Halloween, proudly cheer on the Amphibians of Black Lagoon State College, where varsity swimming combines superior aquatic conditioning, aggressive wetlands recruiting and athletes whose competitive advantage is breathing underwater. Whether you're headed to a Halloween party, swim meet or inexplicably loyal to an 824-year-old college you never attended, this design lets you experience all the tribal devotion of collegiate athletics without ever having to explain NCAA eligibility rules for swamp creatures. And because supporting the Guys & Gills through every heat can be taxing, the soft, comfortable fabric keeps every Amphibians fan cozy long after the team's star swimmer, Muckall Kelps, climbs out of the swamp—um, pool. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.

$54.99

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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