Halloween · VF-40
Broom Traffic Controller WFSB
Halloween Airspace Isn't Going to Manage Itself
All Hallows' Eve is utter CHAOS with brooms, bats and ghouls competing for airspace. Thanks to this officially unofficial certification putting you in the control tower, many witches will make it home safely with their tarot cards and crystal balls. Wear this design to Halloween parties, bar crawls or anywhere broom traffic needs to be cleared for landing. And when the night inevitably becomes an air-traffic-control nightmare, the soft, comfy fabric helps while you pretend the situation is completely under control. Also available in a sweatshirt.
$34.99
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- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping over $100
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