Halloween · VF-40
Rattle-Rattle — Sweatshirt
MARK
Flowers, dinner, romance—Mark is an old-fashioned softy with nothing to hide. He's looking for a strong woman with a backbone and preferably a little extra meat on her. Luckily, this soft, comfortable sweatshirt feels considerably better against your skin—assuming you have some. It's so cozy! Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
$55$51
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
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