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Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery

Halloween · VF-34

Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery

Halloween Candy. Costumes. Chaos. Somebody Get a Clipboard

Halloween tomfoolery may seem haphazard to the untrained eye, but somebody has to coordinate the candy, costumes, mayhem, adult beverages and subsequent alibis. This design puts you in charge of seasonal operations, making it ideal for parties, trick-or-treat command centers, neighborhood shenanigans, or any October shin-dig suffering from inadequate oversight. And because structuring antics is demanding work, the soft, comfy fabric keeps Halloween's Chief Logistics Coordinator cozy throughout. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

$34.99

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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