Seasonal Drop · Spooky Season

Halloween

Five little collections, one big problem: you'll want something from each. Dating-app monsters, varsity ghouls, cursed colleges, essential Halloween jobs and everything else that goes bump — every design in a tee and a sweatshirt.

52 designs · 5 mini-collections · pick colors and sizes on each shirt

Every design available as a Tee + Sweatshirt

The Spark dating app · 9 designs · tees + sweatshirts

Spark Dating

Nine cursed singles. Zero red flags admitted.

Worst date ever? Win $500
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
🎃 Halloween
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Cardinal Red
Rattle-Rattle
🎃 Halloween
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Ash
Awooooo!
🎃 Halloween
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Black
BOO!
🎃 Halloween
BOO!

BRAD

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Sport Grey
Arrrrgh
🎃 Halloween
Arrrrgh

KEVIN

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Sport Grey
Grrr
🎃 Halloween
Grrr

FRANK

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Military Green
Gurgle-gurgle
🎃 Halloween
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Navy
Hssssssssssss-tst-tst
🎃 Halloween
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Orange
Honk, Honk!
🎃 Halloween
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Black

Everything else that goes bump · 19 designs

The Halloween Vault

Creep It Real: Our Ultimate Halloween Mashup

Monster Season GFX
🎃 Halloween
Monster Season GFX

A Full Moon Frenzy

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Orange
Zombies Eat Brains
🎃 Halloween
Zombies Eat Brains

Congratulations. You're Off the Menu

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Dark Heather
Ghost Hugging Cat
🎃 Halloween
Ghost Hugging Cat

Till Death Do Us Purr

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Orange
Black Cat Is NOT Impressed
🎃 Halloween
Black Cat Is NOT Impressed

The Ghost Haunts. The Cat Judges

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Graphite Heather
If Zombies Chase Us...
🎃 Halloween
If Zombies Chase Us...

I'd Take a Bullet for You. A Zombie? Let's Not Get Carried Away

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Black
Fireproof Since 1692
🎃 Halloween
Fireproof Since 1692

Four Centuries On and Still a Little Hot Under the Collar

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Dark Chocolate
Stirring The Pot
🎃 Halloween
Stirring The Pot

The Usual Suspects Brewing Up Trouble

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Dark Heather
Possession in Progress
🎃 Halloween
Possession in Progress

Your Possession Is Almost Complete. Thanks for Your Patience

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Heather Purple
Just Trying to Keep it Together
🎃 Halloween
Just Trying to Keep it Together

One Loose Thread From Unraveling Completely

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Military Green
Well, shit...
🎃 Halloween
Well, shit...

If you love something, set it free

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Navy
This is Some Boo Sheet
🎃 Halloween
This is Some Boo Sheet

Beware of the Grumpy Ghost

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Black
Ghost Coffee & Screen Break
🎃 Halloween
Ghost Coffee & Screen Break

Even Ghosts Need a Coffee Break From The Endless Haunting

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Sport Grey
Dead Set on Vacation
🎃 Halloween
Dead Set on Vacation

Death Is No Excuse for Wasting PTO

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Black
An Unstable Trio
🎃 Halloween
An Unstable Trio

The Gourd, the Bad, and the Scary

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Black
Of Course I Can Drive A Stick
🎃 Halloween
Of Course I Can Drive A Stick

No Riding the Clutch or Rolling on Inclines Either!

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Dark Heather
Attempted Murder
🎃 Halloween
Attempted Murder

This Murder Is Short an Accomplice

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Ash
Monster Season - Wolf Typography
🎃 Halloween
Monster Season - Wolf Typography

The Night is Feeling Very Feral

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Navy
Rest in Beach
🎃 Halloween
Rest in Beach

Living my Best Afterlife

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Tropical Blue
Creepy Doll Heads
🎃 Halloween
Creepy Doll Heads

A totally normal, un-cursed group chat

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Black

Varsity, allegedly · 6 designs · tees + sweatshirts

College Athletics

Go Gargoyles. Go Melonheads. Go home.

Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School's RABID BATS
🎃 Halloween
Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School's RABID BATS

This Halloween, Get a Little Batshit About Football

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Cardinal Red
Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS
🎃 Halloween
Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS

This Halloween, Skip Team Building. Ours Comes Assembled

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Turf Green
Go Familiars - Women's B-ball at Academy of Advanced Witchcraft
🎃 Halloween
Go Familiars - Women's B-ball at Academy of Advanced Witchcraft

Root for the Home Coven This Halloween. GO FAMILIARS!

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Dark Heather
University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES
🎃 Halloween
University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES

This Halloween, Your Game Face Better Be Set in Stone

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Dark Chocolate
Black Lagoon State College Co-Ed Varsity Swim Team
🎃 Halloween
Black Lagoon State College Co-Ed Varsity Swim Team

Swamp The Competition This Halloween. GO AMPHIBIANS!

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Military Green
Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS!
🎃 Halloween
Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS!

This Halloween, Take Me Out to the Pumpkin Patch

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Orange

Higher (and lower) learning · 9 designs · tees + sweatshirts

Halloween Institutions

Accredited Nowhere. So Many Questions.

Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board
🎃 Halloween
Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board

Halloween Justice: Because Witches Deserve an Appeal

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Ash
Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium
🎃 Halloween
Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium

Transylvania's Bloodiest Business - Funny Halloween Tee

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Dark Chocolate
Transylvania Night School
🎃 Halloween
Transylvania Night School

An Education You Can Sink Your Teeth Into

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Maroon
Pumpkin Patch Institute of Gourd Husbandry
🎃 Halloween
Pumpkin Patch Institute of Gourd Husbandry

This Halloween, Stop Wasting Your Potential. Major in Gourd Husbandry

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Orange
Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation
🎃 Halloween
Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation

A College Where Raising the Dead is Extra Credit

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Gold
Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Pharmacology
🎃 Halloween
Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Pharmacology

This Halloween, Stop Putting off that BFA in the Dark Arts

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Black
Black Lagoon State College For Wetlands Studies
🎃 Halloween
Black Lagoon State College For Wetlands Studies

This Halloween, Every Swamp Creature Deserves a College Education

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Gold
Salem Witch Defense Fund
🎃 Halloween
Salem Witch Defense Fund

Halloween Legal Trouble? Better Call Salem

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Dark Heather
University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Science
🎃 Halloween
University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Science

This Halloween, Consider a Career in Six-Foot Undertaking

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Dark Heather

Essential seasonal workers · 9 designs · tees + sweatshirts

Important Halloween Jobs

No Tricks, Just Shifts: The Halloween Work Collection

Surviving Counselor - Camp S-Laughter Lake
🎃 Halloween
Surviving Counselor - Camp S-Laughter Lake

Camp Builds Character. Assuming You Survive

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Red
Broom Traffic Controller WFSB
🎃 Halloween
Broom Traffic Controller WFSB

Halloween Airspace Isn't Going to Manage Itself

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Orange
OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector
🎃 Halloween
OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector

Somebody Has to Keep Witches' Cauldrons Up to Code

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Heather Kelly
Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls
🎃 Halloween
Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls

This Halloween, the Noise Is Coming From Inside the Toy Box!

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Navy
Patrol Officer: Paranormal Surveillance Division
🎃 Halloween
Patrol Officer: Paranormal Surveillance Division

The Thin Boo Line: Halloween's Police

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Royal
Park Ranger Day Shift Haunted Forest
🎃 Halloween
Park Ranger Day Shift Haunted Forest

Protecting Our National Parks Until It Starts Getting Dark

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Evergreen
Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery
🎃 Halloween
Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery

Halloween Candy. Costumes. Chaos. Somebody Get a Clipboard

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Orange
FAA Certified Broom Pilot
🎃 Halloween
FAA Certified Broom Pilot

Every Witch Can Fly, But Pros Get Certified

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Orange
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC
🎃 Halloween
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC

Some Halloween Treats Are Too Good to Risk. We'll Take It From Here

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Orange