Halloween · VF-36
Park Ranger Day Shift Haunted Forest
Protecting Our National Parks Until It Starts Getting Dark
This Halloween, proudly serve the Haunted Forest National Park—protecting visitors, preserving natural resources, and getting the hell outta there before sundown. Show off your badge at Halloween parties, fall outings, or anywhere your official ranger credentials entitle you to investigate strange noises, issue citations to ghosts, and declare that whatever happens after dark is Night Shift's issue. And if something follows you out of the woods, at least the soft, cozy fabric makes running for your life considerably more comfortable. Also available in a sweatshirt.
$34.99
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping over $100
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping over $100
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