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Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School's RABID BATS

Halloween · VF-04

Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School's RABID BATS

This Halloween, Get a Little Batshit About Football

Naturally, the entire football season is post-sunset games at Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School, where the Rabid Bats have been terrorizing opposing defenses since 1462. This Halloween, join the Fang Gang and support a football program known for vicious tackles, nocturnal practices and a training table suspiciously high in iron. Fortunately, our soft, cozy fabric keeps you comfortable even when the game goes into endless overtimes and sunrise becomes a legitimate concern. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

$34.99

ColorCardinal Red
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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping over $100

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