Halloween · VF-29
Salem Witch Defense Fund
Halloween Legal Trouble? Better Call Salem
Accusations of black magic can really put a damper on your Halloween, especially when the prosecution asks uncomfortable questions about your broom, cauldron, and suspiciously familiar black cat. Proudly supporting the Salem Witch Defense Fund—which provides absolutely no legal protection whatsoever—this design makes perfect attire for Halloween parties, coven meetings, witch hunts and other situations where counsel is advised. And because mounting a vigorous defense can be taxing, the soft, comfy fabric keeps every wrongfully accused sorcerer and sorceress cozy throughout the proceedings. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$34.99
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping over $100
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping over $100
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