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Go Familiars - Women's B-ball at Academy of Advanced Witchcraft — Sweatshirt

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Go Familiars - Women's B-ball at Academy of Advanced Witchcraft — Sweatshirt

Root for the Home Coven This Halloween. GO FAMILIARS!

This Halloween, proudly cheer on the Familiars of the Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Pharmacology, where women's varsity basketball combines aggressive defense, supernatural ball handling and hexing the opposing point guard. Whether you're headed to a Halloween party, game night, coven meeting or just irrationally devoted to a university that doesn't exist, this design lets you experience all the tribal loyalty of collegiate athletics without ever having to make an alumni donation—and its soft, comfortable fabric keeps every Familiars fanatic cozy through even the most aggressive witch hunt by the NCAA Department of Sorcery. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.

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