Halloween · VF-76
Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board
Halloween Justice: Because Witches Deserve an Appeal
Convicted of sorcery? Don't start heading for the gallows just yet. This tee proudly represents the Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board, where every questionable witch hunt, dubious hex allegation, and completely circumstantial curse complaint is entitled to another day in court. And because cases have been backlogged since 1692, the soft, comfy fabric will keep you cozy while you await your hearing before the appeals board. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$35$28
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
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- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
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