
Halloween · VF-39
Gurgle-gurgle
BRIAN
Nature-lover Brian enjoys night swimming, murky hot springs, and wetlands conservation. He's seeking a down-to-earth lady who thrives in heavy moisture, mud and doesn't mind damp socks. Our soft, comfortable tee is perfect for dry land and considerably less humid social gatherings. It's so cozy! Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$35$28
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
More punchlines
One Loose Thread From Unraveling Completely
This Halloween, Every Swamp Creature Deserves a College Education



