Certified Humor — We Checked
Vol. 0926 · The Spooky-Ookie Issue
Your innermonologue,now in cotton.
Smart, sarcastic shirts — Putting your inside thoughts on the outside
🎃 Seasonal Drop · Spooky Season
Halloween has landed
Deadpan meets deadly. Vampire academia, unhinged Transylvania humor, and certified broom pilots — fresh spooky designs dropping all season, in tees and sweatshirts.
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This week's dropFeatured · Drops weekly
Park Ranger Day Shift Haunted Forest
Protecting Our National Parks Until It Starts Getting Dark
$34.99
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Worn in the wild, and verified funny.
The Catalog
Wearable punchlines
Every design in the shop — everyday humor, spooky season, and America @ 250, all in one place.
Transylvania's Bloodiest Business - Funny Halloween Tee
This Halloween, Skip Team Building. Ours Comes Assembled
This Halloween, Stop Wasting Your Potential. Major in Gourd Husbandry
Swamp The Competition This Halloween. GO AMPHIBIANS!
A humor brand with standards.
Three rules we refuse to break
Smart, not on-the-nose
Observational, a little subversive, never mean-spirited. If a joke could live on a "World's Okayest" mug, it doesn't make the cut here.
For the over-it professionals
Designs that poke fun at work, culture, relationships, and the slow-motion trainwreck we're all navigating together. Your side-eye, made wearable.
Printed only when wanted
Print-on-demand on heavyweight, softened cotton — no warehouse graveyard, just original designs made the moment you order.
Limited · 4th of July
America @ 250
A semiquincentennial roast — founding-father energy, questionable patriotic decisions, and 250 years of still workshopping it. Its own collection, kept separate from the everyday designs.
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