Halloween · VF-09
Zombies Eat Brains — Sweatshirt
Congratulations. You're Off the Menu
This Halloween, ease your friends' fears by reassuring them they're completely safe from a hungry zombie. Not because they're fast, clever, or particularly good at hiding. Let's just say the undead have nutritional standards. A gloriously backhanded comfort for people who appreciate an insult delivered with impeccable directness. The fabric is soft, cozy, and considerably kinder than the message. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
$55$51
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
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