Halloween · VF-20
If Zombies Chase Us...
I'd Take a Bullet for You. A Zombie? Let's Not Get Carried Away
This Halloween, remind your nearest and dearest that friendship is a beautiful thing—right up until a herd of zombies start gaining on you. You'll cherish the memories, honor their sacrifice, and speak very highly of them at the memorial. A wickedly funny shirt for survivalists with flexible morals, made from soft, comfortable fabric that won't slow you down when loyalty becomes negotiable. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$35$28
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
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