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Black Cat Is NOT Impressed

Halloween · VF-22

Black Cat Is NOT Impressed

The Ghost Haunts. The Cat Judges

Our ghost has spent the entire Halloween season perfecting his terrifying entrance. Unfortunately, his audience is a black cat whose last remaining shred of interest left sometime in 2019. A hilarious little tribute to cats, theatrical failures, and the indignity of giving your all to someone who'd rather lick a paw. At least the soft, comfy fabric appreciates the effort. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

$35$28

ColorGraphite Heather
Size

2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address

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