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Can't Work Today... My Arm is in a Cast

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Can't Work Today... My Arm is in a Cast

A Sick Day Excuse as Fishy as They Get

For the angler who's mastered the art of wording a sick day excuse, this design says everything without admitting anything. Wear it to the lake, the bait shop, or your next fish fry and reel in laughs from those who know exactly what kind of "cast" you're talking about.  Your wit comes with a bonus - - t he fabric of this t-shirt is renowned for its comfy, soft feel.

$34.99

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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