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Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery — Sweatshirt

Halloween · VF-33

Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery — Sweatshirt

Halloween Candy. Costumes. Chaos. Somebody Get a Clipboard

Halloween tomfoolery may seem haphazard to the untrained eye, but somebody has to coordinate the candy, costumes, mayhem, adult beverages and subsequent alibis. This design puts you in charge of seasonal operations, making it ideal for parties, trick-or-treat command centers, neighborhood shenanigans, or any October shin-dig suffering from inadequate oversight. And because structuring antics is demanding work, the soft, comfy fabric keeps Halloween's Chief Logistics Coordinator cozy throughout. Also available in a t-shirt The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.

$54.99

ColorDark Heather
Size

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
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