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Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS! — Sweatshirt

Halloween · VF-05

Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS! — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Take Me Out to the Pumpkin Patch

October means preseason fall ball for college baseball teams, but it's peak season for pumpkins, gourds, and squashes. Naturally, Halloween is the perfect time to show your support for the Pumpkin Patch Institute for Gourd Husbandry Melonheads, where the Squash Bucklers swing for the fences and spit seeds in the dugout. Our soft, cozy fabric will keep you comfortable from the first pitch until season's end, when your favorite mascot begins to cave in and rot. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.

$54.99

ColorDark Heather
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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping over $100

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