Halloween · VF-14
Just Trying to Keep it Together
One Loose Thread From Unraveling Completely
His borrowed parts are held together by questionable stitching, a couple of bolts, and a heroic refusal to fall apart in public. This Halloween, salute everyone who's one minor inconvenience away from complete melt-down. Our beleaguered monster may be coming undone, but at least he's doing it in a soft, comfortable shirt. No assembly required for this garment. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$35$28
ColorMilitary Green
Size
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
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