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Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium

Halloween · VF-95

Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium

Transylvania's Bloodiest Business - Funny Halloween Tee

No quiet little Halloween shirt here—Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium is an entire unhinged 1970s discount-store commercial plastered on your chest. It's absurd, ridiculous, packed with jokes to discover, and ideal for anyone who believes Halloween is as feral as the aggressive salesmanship once reserved for discount stereos and mattresses. Barnaby may have questionable sanity, but he's not a monster. In fact, he demanded the fabric of his tee be ridiculously soft and comfy to wear. And, ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean you're sporting something responsibly made. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

$35$28

ColorDark Chocolate
Size

2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address

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