Halloween · VF-10
Black Lagoon State College For Wetlands Studies
This Halloween, Every Swamp Creature Deserves a College Education
This Halloween, show your pride for Black Lagoon State College for Wetland Studies, providing affordable higher education to academically ambitious swamp creatures since 1202. Whether you're pursuing a degree in Applied Bog Sciences, Advanced Amphibian Anomalies, or simply trying to become the first member of your bayou to graduate from college, this design displays Ivy League-level collegiate prestige for a completely fictional institution attended by frogs, alligators, herons, catfish and prehistoric amphibious humanoid hybrids. Listen, trudging across a waterlogged campus can really take it out of you, so this design's soft, comfortable fabric keeps every aspiring scholar cozy through lectures, labs and worrying about the student loan burden that'll keep you underwater for years. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$34.99
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- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping over $100
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