Halloween · VF-25
Dead Set on Vacation
Death Is No Excuse for Wasting PTO
Flesh-eating zombie? Yes. Missing a tropical getaway? Absolutely not, and he definitely won't be checking Slack. This Halloween, swap the usual spooky vibes for a high-energy trip to paradise. He's got his tickets, his passport, and a suitcase packed with zero regrets. Crafted from super-soft, premium fabric, this design is tailor-made for airport lounges, beachside bars, and travelers whose vacation boundaries are completely unshakeable. (Side effects may include strong cravings for brain and occasional unexplained odors.) Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$35$28
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
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This Halloween, Your Game Face Better Be Set in Stone
