Halloween · VF-81
Patrol Officer: Paranormal Surveillance Division
The Thin Boo Line: Halloween's Police
When paranormal activity gets out of pocket this Halloween, somebody has to establish a perimeter and start taking witness statements. This design deputizes you as an officer in the Halloween Police Department's Paranormal Surveillance Division, perfect for parties, haunted houses, trick-or-treat patrols, or anywhere suspicious supernatural activity goes unsupervised. And since staking out apparitions can make for a long shift, the soft, comfy fabric keeps every Patrol Officer cozy until the haunting is safely under control. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$35$28
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
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