Halloween · VF-38
Gurgle-gurgle — Sweatshirt
BRIAN
Nature-lover Brian enjoys night swimming, murky hot springs, and wetlands conservation. He's seeking a down-to-earth lady who thrives in heavy moisture, mud and doesn't mind damp socks. Our soft, comfortable sweatshirt is perfect for dry land and considerably less humid social gatherings. It's so cozy! Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
$55$51
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
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