Halloween · VF-43

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DOUG

Doug has been out of circulation for a while, but this remarkably well-preserved bachelor is finally putting himself back out there. At 3,247 years and counting, he's done playing games and ready for something that lasts. Our soft, comfortable shirt should hold up nicely too—although 3,247 years is pushing it. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

$35$28

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

• Heavyweight ringspun cotton
• Printed on demand — made when you order
• Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address