Halloween · VF-03
Ghost Coffee & Screen Break — Sweatshirt
Even Ghosts Need a Coffee Break From The Endless Haunting
As our little apparition demonstrates, the afterlife comes with unlimited scrolling, iced coffee, and a cat who proves that felines really can see ghosts. This Halloween, dress for the noble pursuit of doing absolutely nothing while appearing extremely busy. Perfect for caffeine devotees, professional introverts, and anyone whose phone has more social stamina than they do. The fabric is so soft and comfortable, even haunting starts to feel like too much effort. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
$55$51
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
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