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Gift Guide · For Her

Gifts for Her

For the friend with the sharpest wit in the room. Smart, sarcastic designs she'll reach for again and again — printed on impossibly soft cotton.

67 designs · pick colors and sizes on each shirt

Black Lagoon State College Co-Ed Varsity Swim Team
🎃 Halloween
Black Lagoon State College Co-Ed Varsity Swim Team

Swamp The Competition This Halloween. GO AMPHIBIANS!

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Military Green
Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Skip Team Building. Ours Comes Assembled

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Minor Inconvenience
Minor Inconvenience

For Those Brave Enough to Overcome a Mildly Annoying Situation

$34.99
Maroon
Broom Traffic Controller WFSB — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Broom Traffic Controller WFSB — Sweatshirt

Halloween Airspace Isn't Going to Manage Itself

$50.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Hide & Seek Champion
Hide & Seek Champion

Undefeated Since Anyone Can Remember

$34.99
Graphite Heather
Black Lagoon State College For Wetlands Studies
🎃 Halloween
Black Lagoon State College For Wetlands Studies

This Halloween, Every Swamp Creature Deserves a College Education

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Gold
Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS! — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS! — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Take Me Out to the Pumpkin Patch

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
It's Fine, I'm Fine, Everything is Fine
It's Fine, I'm Fine, Everything is Fine

Everything's Under Control-ish

$34.99
Coral
Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board — Sweatshirt

Halloween Justice: Because Witches Deserve an Appeal

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Synonym Rolls Just Like Grammar Used To Make
Synonym Rolls Just Like Grammar Used To Make

A Shirt for People Who Have a Weigh With Whirs

$34.99
Heather Red
Salem Witch Defense Fund — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Salem Witch Defense Fund — Sweatshirt

Halloween Legal Trouble? Better Call Salem

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sand
Go Familiars - Women's B-ball at Academy of Advanced Witchcraft
🎃 Halloween
Go Familiars - Women's B-ball at Academy of Advanced Witchcraft

Root for the Home Coven This Halloween. GO FAMILIARS!

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board
🎃 Halloween
Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board

Halloween Justice: Because Witches Deserve an Appeal

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Ash
Pumpkin Patch Institute of Gourd Husbandry
🎃 Halloween
Pumpkin Patch Institute of Gourd Husbandry

This Halloween, Stop Wasting Your Potential. Major in Gourd Husbandry

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery
🎃 Halloween
Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery

Halloween Candy. Costumes. Chaos. Somebody Get a Clipboard

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC — Sweatshirt

Some Halloween Treats Are Too Good to Risk. We'll Take It From Here

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Caution: I'm Not Sure Which Me I Am Today
Caution: I'm Not Sure Which Me I Am Today

A Public Service Announcement for Anyone Nearby

$36.99
Baby Blue
Dill Doe
Dill Doe

For those who love wordplay and a good pun

$34.99
Graphite Heather
University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Science — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Science — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Consider a Career in Six-Foot Undertaking

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Navy
University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES
🎃 Halloween
University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES

This Halloween, Your Game Face Better Be Set in Stone

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Chocolate
FAA Certified Broom Pilot
🎃 Halloween
FAA Certified Broom Pilot

Every Witch Can Fly, But Pros Get Certified

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Surviving Counselor - Camp S-Laughter Lake
🎃 Halloween
Surviving Counselor - Camp S-Laughter Lake

Camp Builds Character. Assuming You Survive

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Red
Park Ranger Day Shift Haunted Forest
🎃 Halloween
Park Ranger Day Shift Haunted Forest

Protecting Our National Parks Until It Starts Getting Dark

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Evergreen
Another Day Squashed
Another Day Squashed

Wear Your Exhaustion Like a Badge of Honor

$34.99
Navy
Sarcasm Spoken Here
Sarcasm Spoken Here

Let Your Love Language Be Known!

$34.99
Black
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC
🎃 Halloween
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC

Some Halloween Treats Are Too Good to Risk. We'll Take It From Here

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls
🎃 Halloween
Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls

This Halloween, the Noise Is Coming From Inside the Toy Box!

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Navy
Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, the Noise Is Coming From Inside the Toy Box!

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Phamacology
🎃 Halloween
Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Phamacology

This Halloween, Stop Putting off that BFA in the Dark Arts

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Surviving Counselor - Camp S-Laughter Lake — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Surviving Counselor - Camp S-Laughter Lake — Sweatshirt

Camp Builds Character. Assuming You Survive

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Carolina Blue
OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector — Sweatshirt

Somebody Has to Keep Witches' Cauldrons Up to Code

$52.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
denim
Transylvania Night School — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Transylvania Night School — Sweatshirt

An Education You Can Sink Your Teeth Into

$58.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Maroon
Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium
🎃 Halloween
Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium

Transylvania's Bloodiest Business - Funny Halloween Tee

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Chocolate
Broom Traffic Controller WFSB
🎃 Halloween
Broom Traffic Controller WFSB

Halloween Airspace Isn't Going to Manage Itself

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Coral
Highway to Hell, but Only a Stairway To Heaven
$34.99
Black
Cycologist
Cycologist

Prescribed for Cyclists with an Advanced Sense of Humor

$34.99
Dark Heather
Salem Witch Defense Fund
🎃 Halloween
Salem Witch Defense Fund

Halloween Legal Trouble? Better Call Salem

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery — Sweatshirt

Halloween Candy. Costumes. Chaos. Somebody Get a Clipboard

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Rock-Paper-Scissors
Rock-Paper-Scissors

Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors Champions Play With Four Paws

$34.99
Black
Go Familiars - Women's B-ball at Academy of Advanced Witchcraft — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Go Familiars - Women's B-ball at Academy of Advanced Witchcraft — Sweatshirt

Root for the Home Coven This Halloween. GO FAMILIARS!

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Science
🎃 Halloween
University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Science

This Halloween, Consider a Career in Six-Foot Undertaking

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Patrol Officer: Paranormal Surveillance Division — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Sport Grey
I Paused My Game For This
I Paused My Game For This

Real Life Can Have Terrible Timing

$34.99
Black
Black Lagoon State College For Wetlands Studies — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Black Lagoon State College For Wetlands Studies — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Every Swamp Creature Deserves a College Education

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Military Green
Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School's RABID BATS — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School's RABID BATS — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Get a Little Batshit About Football

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Chocolate
Leave Aunt Mabel Right Where She Is - Yet Another Good Reason to Skip Housework
Heather Red
Pumpkin Patch Institute of Gourd Husbandry — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Pumpkin Patch Institute of Gourd Husbandry — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Stop Wasting Your Potential. Major in Gourd Husbandry

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation
🎃 Halloween
Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation

A College Where Raising the Dead is Extra Credit

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Gold
OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector
🎃 Halloween
OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector

Somebody Has to Keep Witches' Cauldrons Up to Code

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Heather Kelly
FAA Certified Broom Pilot — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
FAA Certified Broom Pilot — Sweatshirt

Every Witch Can Fly, But Pros Get Certified

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Ash
Black Lagoon State College Co-Ed Varsity Swim Team — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Black Lagoon State College Co-Ed Varsity Swim Team — Sweatshirt

Swamp The Competition This Halloween. GO AMPHIBIANS!

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Phamacology — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Phamacology — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Stop Putting off that BFA in the Dark Arts

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Bloody Barnaby's Discount Blood Emporium — Sweatshirt

Transylvania's Bloodiest Business - Funny Halloween Sweatshirt

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Antique Cherry Red
Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School's RABID BATS
🎃 Halloween
Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School's RABID BATS

This Halloween, Get a Little Batshit About Football

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Cardinal Red
70% of People are Stupid
70% of People are Stupid

Courageous Enough to Be a Punchline?

$34.99
Light Blue
Transylvania Night School
🎃 Halloween
Transylvania Night School

An Education You Can Sink Your Teeth Into

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Maroon
Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Victor Frankenstein College of Reanimation — Sweatshirt

A College Where Raising the Dead is Extra Credit

$58.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Oatmeal Heather
University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Your Game Face Better Be Set in Stone

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Gold
Park Ranger Day Shift Haunted Forest — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Park Ranger Day Shift Haunted Forest — Sweatshirt

Protecting Our National Parks Until It Starts Getting Dark

$52.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Athletic Heather
Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS
🎃 Halloween
Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS

This Halloween, Skip Team Building. Ours Comes Assembled

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Turf Green
Possession in Progress — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Possession in Progress — Sweatshirt

Your Possession Is Almost Complete. Thanks for Your Patience

$58.95
Tee · Sweatshirt
denim
I'll Be Watching You
I'll Be Watching You

For People Who've Never Eaten Alone

$34.99
Navy
Patrol Officer: Paranormal Surveillance Division
🎃 Halloween
Patrol Officer: Paranormal Surveillance Division

The Thin Boo Line: Halloween's Police

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Royal
Possession in Progress
🎃 Halloween
Possession in Progress

Your Possession Is Almost Complete. Thanks for Your Patience

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Heather Purple
Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS!
🎃 Halloween
Pumpkin Patch Institute's MELONHEADS!

This Halloween, Take Me Out to the Pumpkin Patch

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Orange
Hard to Believe I'm Not A.I.
Hard to Believe I'm Not A.I.

Relax. This Much Gorgeous Is Still Human

$34.99
Black
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