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Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls — Sweatshirt

Halloween · VF-23

Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, the Noise Is Coming From Inside the Toy Box!

That scratching sound from inside the toy box probably isn't nothing. As Senior Exorcist with the Possessed Dolls Oversight Bureau, you're authorized to investigate unexplained blinking, unauthorized head rotation, suspicious midnight giggling and other Halloween toy-box violations best left to trained professionals. And because staring down a button-eyed demon for eight hours can be exhausting, the soft, cozy fabric keeps you in comfort throughout even the most unsettling field assignment. Also available in a t-shirt The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.

$54.99

ColorSport Grey
Size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping over $100

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping over $100

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