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University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES — Sweatshirt

Halloween · VF-50

University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Your Game Face Better Be Set in Stone

For centuries, gargoyles just sat on buildings looking intimidating. Then somebody handed them a rugby ball. This Halloween, show your support for the University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Sciences Gargoyles, whose stone-faced defense, opponent-burying tackles and occasional winged flight have made the Plot Twisters a nightmare in the scrum. Our soft, cozy fabric keeps you comfortable through every ruck, maul and disputed airborne try. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.

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ColorGold
Size

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address

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