First order? Take 10% off with

University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES — Sweatshirt

Halloween · VF-01

University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Your Game Face Better Be Set in Stone

For centuries, gargoyles just sat on buildings looking intimidating. Then somebody handed them a rugby ball. This Halloween, show your support for the University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Sciences Gargoyles, whose stone-faced defense, opponent-burying tackles and occasional winged flight have made the Plot Twisters a nightmare in the scrum. Our soft, cozy fabric keeps you comfortable through every ruck, maul and disputed airborne try. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.

$54.99

ColorGold
Size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping over $100

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping over $100

More punchlines

Surviving Counselor - Camp S-Laughter Lake
🎃 Halloween
Surviving Counselor - Camp S-Laughter Lake

Camp Builds Character. Assuming You Survive

$34.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Red
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC — Sweatshirt

Some Halloween Treats Are Too Good to Risk. We'll Take It From Here

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Dark Heather
Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS — Sweatshirt
🎃 Halloween
Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Skip Team Building. Ours Comes Assembled

$54.99
Tee · Sweatshirt
Black
Verified Funny — Certified Humor, We Checked

Get the jokes first.

New drops, occasional nonsense, zero spam. Your support proves your taste and sense of humor are impeccable — if a bit worrisome. Drinkware and totes landing later this year.

© 2026 Verified FunnyVerified funny by actual humans