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OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector

Halloween · VF-87

OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector

Somebody Has to Keep Witches' Cauldrons Up to Code

Halloween is dangerous enough without a sorcerer's kettle getting out of control. Suit up as OSHA's Senior Cauldron Safety Inspector and spend the season investigating suspicious brews, identifying potion hazards and reminding irresponsible witches that another Salem Cauldron Incident of 1690 will not be tolerated. And because enforcing workplace safety regulations is exhausting, the soft, comfy fabric keeps you comfortable through even the longest shift.  Also available in a sweatshirt.

$35$28

ColorHeather Kelly
Size

XL–2XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address

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