Honk, Honk! — Sweatshirt

Halloween · VF-48

Honk, Honk! — Sweatshirt

GARY

Serially single Gary loves surprises, late-night amusement parks and bursting into laughter for no reason whatsoever. Swipe right and see where the evening takes you. Possibly against your will. At least this soft, comfortable sweatshirt gives you one less thing to be afraid of. It's so cozy. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.

$55$51

ColorSport Grey
Size

2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address

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