Halloween · VF-20
Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Phamacology
This Halloween, Stop Putting off that BFA in the Dark Arts
At last, a prestigious institution where talking to your cat, flying without a license, and brewing a fluorescent potion in your cauldron actually improves your academic standing. This Halloween, proudly represent the Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Pharmacology, where aspiring witches and warlocks can pursue advanced studies in crystal ball crystallomancy, broom aeronautics and maintenance, curses, hexes, and incantations—all in an attempt to graduate Magna Cum Cackle. And since pulling all-nighters is already your thing, why not do it in soft, comfortable fabric that'll keep any scholar of the dark arts cozy through even the most demanding coursework? Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$34.99
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- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping over $100
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