
Halloween · VF-30
Salem Witch Defense Fund — Sweatshirt
Halloween Legal Trouble? Better Call Salem
Accusations of black magic can really put a damper on your Halloween, especially when the prosecution asks uncomfortable questions about your broom, cauldron, and suspiciously familiar black cat. Proudly supporting the Salem Witch Defense Fund—which provides absolutely no legal protection whatsoever—this design makes perfect attire for Halloween parties, coven meetings, witch hunts and other situations where counsel is advised. And because mounting a vigorous defense can be taxing, the soft, comfy fabric keeps every wrongfully accused sorcerer and sorceress cozy throughout the proceedings. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
$54.99
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping over $100
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping over $100
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