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University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES

Halloween · VF-02

University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES

This Halloween, Your Game Face Better Be Set in Stone

For centuries, gargoyles just sat on buildings looking intimidating. Then somebody handed them a rugby ball. This Halloween, show your support for the University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Sciences Gargoyles, whose stone-faced defense, opponent-burying tackles and occasional winged flight have made the Plot Twisters a nightmare in the scrum. Our soft, cozy fabric keeps you comfortable through every ruck, maul and disputed airborne try. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

$34.99

ColorDark Chocolate
Size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping over $100

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping over $100

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