Halloween · VF-28
Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board — Sweatshirt
Halloween Justice: Because Witches Deserve an Appeal
Convicted of sorcery? Don't start heading for the gallows just yet. This sweatshirt proudly represents the Salem Witch Trials Appeals Board, where every questionable witch hunt, dubious hex allegation, and completely circumstantial curse complaint is entitled to another day in court. And because cases have been backlogged since 1692, the soft, comfy fabric will keep you cozy while you await your hearing before the appeals board. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
$54.99
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping over $100
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping over $100
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