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Patrol Officer: Paranormal Surveillance Division — Sweatshirt

Halloween · VF-80

Patrol Officer: Paranormal Surveillance Division — Sweatshirt

The Thin Boo Line: Halloween's Police

When paranormal activity gets out of pocket this Halloween, somebody has to establish a perimeter and start taking witness statements. This design deputizes you as an officer in the Halloween Police Department's Paranormal Surveillance Division, perfect for parties, haunted houses, trick-or-treat patrols, or anywhere suspicious supernatural activity goes unsupervised. And since staking out apparitions can make for a long shift, the soft, comfy fabric keeps every Patrol Officer cozy until the haunting is safely under control. Also available in a t-shirt The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.

$55$51

ColorSport Grey
Size

2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address

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