Halloween · VF-31
Patrol Officer: Paranormal Surveillance Division — Sweatshirt
The Thin Boo Line: Halloween's Police
When paranormal activity gets out of pocket this Halloween, somebody has to establish a perimeter and start taking witness statements. This design deputizes you as an officer in the Halloween Police Department's Paranormal Surveillance Division, perfect for parties, haunted houses, trick-or-treat patrols, or anywhere suspicious supernatural activity goes unsupervised. And since staking out apparitions can make for a long shift, the soft, comfy fabric keeps every Patrol Officer cozy until the haunting is safely under control. Also available in a t-shirt The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
$54.99
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- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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