Halloween · VF-27
Attempted Murder
This Murder Is Short an Accomplice
This Halloween, two deeply suspicious crows are looking for a third party to complete their murder. No experience necessary, although a willingness to loiter ominously would be appreciated. Wear this delightfully sinister little recruitment poster in soft, comfortable fabric—and try not to look too eager when the birds wave you over to join them. Because then, it's a full-on murder. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$35$28
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
More punchlines
This Halloween, Skip Team Building. Ours Comes Assembled
Halloween Candy. Costumes. Chaos. Somebody Get a Clipboard
One Loose Thread From Unraveling Completely