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Every everyday design in the shop — sharp observational humor and the America @ 250 collection. Halloween lives in its own haunted wing (look for the orange boxes). Pick colors and sizes on each shirt.

40 designs · pick colors and sizes on each shirt

2+ shirts · free shipping
3+ shirts · 15% off · 5+ shirts · 20% off

Before Compliance Was a Thing

AMERICA: 250 YEARS AGO

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White

It's Fine, I'm Fine, Everything is Fine

Everything's Under Control-ish

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Coral

250 Years Later and Somehow This Is Where We Landed

A Verified Funny original.

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White

Land of the Free and Home of Customer Feedback Since 1776 - Can I speak to the manager?

A Verified Funny original.

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White

Whaaaaaaaat?!?

Because "Seriously?" Isn't Strong Enough

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Carolina Blue

Just Don't Read the Comment Section

AMERICA@250

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Sport Grey

Seasonal drop · 52 designs

The Halloween Collection

Straight from the twisted laboratory of Verified Funny: Halloween gear for people who prefer their comedy with a side of psychological horror.

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Frankenstein College of Reanimation's MONSTERS

Rock-Paper-Scissors

Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors Champions Play With Four Paws

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Black

I Have Selective Thinking...

When You're Officially Out of Listening Capacity

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Cardinal Red

America @ 250: Operating Without a Manual Since 1776

A Verified Funny original.

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Light Blue

A Founding Fathers Podcast Would've Hit Different

A Verified Funny original.

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Carolina Blue

I Paused My Game For This

Real Life Can Have Terrible Timing

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Black

Founding Fathers Be Like: "unsubscribe

A Verified Funny original.

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White

Crack up watching people twist their heads trying to read it! - The Why on Earth? Graphic T-shirt - Classic Crewneck

A Verified Funny original.

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Charcoal

Adulting is a Soup and I'm a Fork

When Your Degree Isn't in... Whatever This Is

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Dark Chocolate

Cycologist

Prescribed for Cyclists with an Advanced Sense of Humor

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Dark Heather

Another Day Squashed

Wear Your Exhaustion Like a Badge of Honor

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Navy

Not Today Satan

Perfect When Your Halo Needs a Personal Day

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Dark Heather

My Wife Says I Have Two Faults

If She's Told You Once

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Dark Heather

70% of People are Stupid

Courageous Enough to Be a Punchline?

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Light Blue

Hide & Seek Champion

Undefeated Since Anyone Can Remember

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Graphite Heather

We The People Need a Nap

America Is 250

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White

Can't Work Today... My Arm is in a Cast

A Sick Day Excuse as Fishy as They Get

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Navy

Dill Doe

For those who love wordplay and a good pun

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Graphite Heather

Leave Aunt Mabel Right Where She Is - Yet Another Good Reason to Skip Housework

A Verified Funny original.

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Heather Red

Seasonal drop · 52 designs

The Halloween Collection

We let the demented minds out of the basement just long enough to design our new Halloween collection. You're welcome (and we're sorry).

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Chief Logistics Coordinator Halloween Tomfoolery — Sweatshirt

University of Cryptkeeping's GARGOYLES — Sweatshirt

The Official Uniform of Questionable Patriotic Decisions

Red, White & Brewed

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Carolina Blue

I'll Be Watching You

For People Who've Never Eaten Alone

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Navy

Minor Inconvenience

For Those Brave Enough to Overcome a Mildly Annoying Situation

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Maroon

2026: Still Workshopping It

1776

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Sport Grey

I'm Not Arguing. I'm Explaining Why I'm Right.

For Self-Aware Know-It-Alls

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Dark Heather

Synonym Rolls Just Like Grammar Used To Make

A Shirt for People Who Have a Weigh With Whirs

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Heather Red

Hard to Believe I'm Not A.I.

Relax. This Much Gorgeous Is Still Human

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Black

1776 Called: It Wants a Do-Over

A Verified Funny original.

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White

Sarcasm Spoken Here

Let Your Love Language Be Known!

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Black

Normal or Dystopia

What the Merriam-Webster of It All?!

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Dark Heather

That's a HORRIBLE Idea

The Worst Ideas Make the Best Stories

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Military Green

FREEDOM.EXE still installing...

A Verified Funny original.

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Heather Red

People ... hard pass

When Your Filter Takes the Day Off

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Dark Heather

Highway to Hell, but Only a Stairway To Heaven

A Verified Funny original.

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Navy

People, Ew

For Days When Your Inside Voice Wins

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Dark Heather

Caution: I'm Not Sure Which Me I Am Today

A Public Service Announcement for Anyone Nearby

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Baby Blue