Halloween · VF-26
Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC — Sweatshirt
Some Halloween Treats Are Too Good to Risk. We'll Take It From Here
Halloween candy safety is serious business. The really good stuff has been deemed far too delicious for untrained civilians. As Senior Inspector, you're authorized to confiscate premium chocolate, suspiciously desirable treats and full-size bars for extensive off-site testing, while lesser candies somehow sail through inspection. And because public safety via selective candy seizures is demanding work, the soft, comfy fabric keeps you cozy throughout your completely selfless Halloween service. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
$54.99
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping over $100
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping over $100
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