Halloween · VF-42
Hssssssssssss-tst-tst — Sweatshirt
DOUG
Doug has been out of circulation for a while, but this remarkably well-preserved bachelor is finally putting himself back out there. At 3,247 years and counting, he's done playing games and ready for something that lasts. Our soft, comfortable shirt should hold up nicely too—although 3,247 years is pushing it. Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
$55$51
2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address
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