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Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Phamacology — Sweatshirt

Halloween · VF-19

Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Phamacology — Sweatshirt

This Halloween, Stop Putting off that BFA in the Dark Arts

At last, a prestigious institution where talking to your cat, flying without a license, and brewing a fluorescent potion in your cauldron actually improves your academic standing. This Halloween, proudly represent the Academy of Advanced Witchcraft & Pharmacology, where aspiring witches and warlocks can pursue advanced studies in crystal ball crystallomancy, broom aeronautics and maintenance, curses, hexes, and incantations—all in an attempt to graduate Magna Cum Cackle. And since pulling all-nighters is already your thing, why not do it in soft, comfortable fabric that'll keep any scholar of the dark arts cozy through even the most demanding coursework? Also available in a t-shirt. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. The sweatshirt is made from ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.

$54.99

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